Best Thing I've Seen All Day

Kate Moss's clothing line launched yesterday at Topshop in London and there was a mob scene outside. People had queued for hours and were allowed inside in designated groups, each allotted 20 minutes to buy five items tops. The ladies went mad. Literally, I think—witness their photos. (Click to enlarge for the full effect.) Look at these clothes. You could do better at Conway! Admittedly there's a little mutton-dressed-as-lamb going on here, but even the three under-20s look a tad heiferish here. Today, this Daily Mail fashion writer rails about the "horrible synthetic fabrics and dingy colours" but gets caught up in the frenzy anyway, buys a bunch of crap and then hates herself later. Hey, y'all, guess what? You're not Kate Moss! The line is coming to Barneys this month. Girlfriends, you've been warned.