I’m Not a Cat Lady

iPhone's Coming: Bring Out the Dags!

The iPhone launches on Friday, June 29, and reports are in that norks and derds from all over the land are already in line outside New York's two Apple stores. The Times (UK) is calling them "Apple Tragics." I think I'll just call them iTwats.

This guy was first in line at the midtown store. He's already been there for 24 hours. So clever.

These two specimens were the first at the Soho store.

It's 90 degrees out there. Tomorrow it's going up to 93. It's super-humid. The skies are going to open. There will be thunder and lightning.

Good luck guys! I'm so sure it will be totally worth it.

photos courtesy of valleywag

Coming Soon To a Neighborhood Near Me

Just as I thought things couldn't get any worse in the Six Flags of Shopping 'n' Nightlife otherwise known as the Meatpacking District, along came this announcement that a colossal new Apple Store is all set to open on the corner of 14th Street and Ninth Avenue, mere blocks from my house.

The megaboom heats up again and my lease is up in February. Help?

For a full analysis of the civilization-ending nightmare this new development portends, see Gridskipper.

photo courtesy of psfk.com